tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via breakfast-with-satan)

toxic-ponies:

wow

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

(via breakfast-with-satan)

jamietheignorantamerican:

People are losing their fire and forgetting about Ferguson. That’s exactly what the police want, though: for all of this to just go away and for people to forget about it.

Don’t let that happen.

(via breakfast-with-satan)

watching porn

rhetoricc:

I either have a fiercely strong opinion or I don’t give a fuck at all

(via breakfast-with-satan)

kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here
thrashturbate:

x
Graduation speech
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to crush*: Fuck me
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
learn me slowly.
please, be patient
with my pages. -  Pavana पवन (via nyu-tah)

(Source: maza-dohta, via maneref0rtis)

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING