theamericankid:

Koala’s response to being petted

> Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.

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jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

American Horror Story

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jensensations:

care to try some Old Sport, old sport?

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o-dyssea:

prisonerofchildhoodmemories:

stephtheawesome:

to-be-brave:

sshithappenss:

The difference between Freedom & Slavery is one thin line.

woah.

genius.

Message received.

One of the most mindfucking genius pictures on Tumblr. God bless the person who did this

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depthsinme:

Personal blog that you will love!

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wryer:

The Fab Four
My facebook page | Buy print here

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trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

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